What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!