What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.