What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.