What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.