What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!