What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!"

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator