What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.