What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.