What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.