What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.