What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.