What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...