What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

removed

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.