Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.