What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.