Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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