Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico