Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

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What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!