What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline