What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

What's the difference between redditors and eggs?

Eggs get laid.