What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

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What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator