What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !