What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!