A virgin
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Lettuce pray.
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
Paddy O'Furniture!
Because 1 more would have been 240...