What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

Brony Jokes More Brony Jokes

What should you never say to a brony?

Hello

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.