How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.