How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"