How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.