How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.