How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.