How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?