Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.