How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!