How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

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What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!