What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

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Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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