What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Little Seizure Jokes More Little Seizure Jokes

Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.