What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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