Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.

Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

Little seizures

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi