Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Make it Wayne.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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Cremate

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What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.