Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Lettuce Go!"

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