How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.