She hated objectification.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He did too much coding.
Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
Because they can't C
Profanity.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
That people exaggerate.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Because he never existed.
Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*
He found a hair in one.
Adobe-Wan Kenobi
The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.
Because she was a woman
No hard feelings.
Response: In programming course.
A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."
By hare (air) mail.
A: 9.81 m/s2
Youth
Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.