Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Why does mowgli run away from Shere Khan?

Islamophobia.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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