Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

Mary Jane Jokes More Mary Jane Jokes

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Ramsay Jokes More Ramsay Jokes

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.