Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Girl Scout Jokes More Girl Scout Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Conditioner Gordon Jokes More Conditioner Gordon Jokes

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad?

Because it was

What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?

IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.