What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Hypocrisy Jokes More Hypocrisy Jokes

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.