What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

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Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Hypocrisy Jokes More Hypocrisy Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N