What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb?

Feminists can't change anything.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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How long does a dog's bark last?

ly a second.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

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How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.