Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

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Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"