Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.