Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre