Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.