Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.