Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.