What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.