What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.