What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.