Because God is black.
You only get laid once.
Hello from the other side...
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
Damn, I burnt one."
