What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.