Hello from the other side...
Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
A really stupid ape
A greydient
Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)
A Dell.