Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Daenery Jokes More Daenery Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.