Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.