Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?