Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)