Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.