Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!