What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.