What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.