What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP