What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!