What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Frostbite Jokes More Frostbite Jokes

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.