How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.