How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.