How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.