What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work