What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!