What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)