Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

What's the opposite of condescending?

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

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How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

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