Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

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What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

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Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)