Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Previous Random Joke Next
2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

People Jokes More People Jokes

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Smartphone Jokes More Smartphone Jokes

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)