Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.