Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire