Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?

Swarm here isn't it !

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How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.