Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.