Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Go straight for the juggler.

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Donald, Duck!

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She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

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Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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I don't know. It was an inside joke.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy