Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle