Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.