What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle