Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle