How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.