How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man?

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG