What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What sound does a Chinese doorbell make?

Ching Chong

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...