What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha