What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*