Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Chinese Scientist Jokes More Chinese Scientist Jokes

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.